This is part six of the misadventures of the Writescast Raconteurs. For more on what this is and why it’s happening, feel free to check out the Writescast Raconteurs home page.

Scoreboard

Let’s not talk about it. Well, okay–maybe a little bit.

Pitiful. Just pitiful.

I actually had a chance this week after Tom Brady and Gillislee had an Unfall in their collective Hose. Then, in true Raconteurs fashion, we somehow managed to have an even greater accidente in our collective pantalones.

Undperformances from literally every member of the team save for the kicker and OBJ doomed us from the get-go.

But it only gets worse.

After already having lost a number of players to season-ending injuries earlier in the season, we lost our newfound TE Charles Clay for an indefinite amount of time due to a knee injury. Then, of course, we lost our best player and number one overall pick, OBJ, to a season-ending ankle injury.

That’s it. There’s no hope now. I don’t even have anyone worth trading away to stack up at a single position.

If we manage to win a single game going forward, that will be more than I’d expect.

*sigh*

Better literal luck next year, I guess.