This is part seven of the misadventures of the Writescast Raconteurs. For more on what this is and why it’s happening, feel free to check out the Writescast Raconteurs home page.

Scoreboard

TRASH

There was a modicum of hope going into the Sunday night game that I might be able to pull off an upset, but then, of course, the then-winless Giants kicked the Broncos in the teeth, and CJ Anderson laid a triceratops-sized egg.

Oddly enough, Isaiah Crowell did decently (relatively speaking), and the Vikings defense had a fantastic day against the now Aaron Rodgers-less Packers (as a Wisconsinite, this is a statewide tragedy). These performances plus that of my freshly picked up TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins give me some hope going forward, but I know that hope will ultimately be misplaced.

There’s no way out. This is my fantasy football nightmare.

May the football gods prove themselves more merciful going forward.

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